I USED TO POOP IN BED DURING SEX AS A MONEY RITUAL

 I USED TO POOP IN BED DURING S.E.X AS A MONEY RITUAL.

Money will make you do the strangest things. So back in 2002 before money rituals became a thing I joined one. I was so desperate for money after my then girlfriend left me for someone who was richer.

Let me tell you something, when she left me my whole life fell apart. I felt like there was absolutely no need for me to continue living. I was broken and in serious pain. The fact that she left me for a rich guy wasn't making things NY easier.

I remember praying and wishing that i too get rich somehow just to spite her. Not only did she leave me but she fell pregnant for him. This was a couple of months after aborting mine.

I remember going to visit a sangoma because I wanted her to lose the pregnancy or feel some type of pain . I was hurt and bitter and surely I wasn't thinking straight.

I had just lost the love of my life so obviously something had to give. The sangoma saw how shattered I was and he offered to help me steal the man who stole my woman's money luck.

I agreed. She told me that she Would transfer all his money, power and luck to me. Ofcos I agreed with so much excitement. There was a catch though. She asked that I get his DNA ,it didn't matter what just anything that had his DNA.

The only thing I could think about was to pay a prostitute to seduce and sleep with him. Ofcos it worked after a couple of weeks. I was so impatient at first but when it finally worked I was more than happy.

She gave me his used Condom the next day but she also told me with so much disgust that the man soiled on himself. Although we thought it may have been from the alcohol she made him drink in order to make him interested in her.

I took the condom with his sperms to the sangoma and he took it and mixed it with my saliva. So it's DNA to DNA. I had to then insert them inside my butt. Very disturbing when think about it but it seemed logical then.

A couple of days later I started running in so much luck. I was called for a job interview,got the job and next thing my business proposal materialised and with 6 months my life had totally taken a different beautiful turn.

But in those six months I was told not to get intimate. I was driving the car of my dreams,lived in a nice comfortable house and lived my dream life. My business was also booming and I was doing extremely well at work.

I was an employee and also an employer,that was a big win. My ex and her man on the other side had broken up because her man became mentally ill. They were blessed with a baby boy whom I made her name after me if she wanted me to help financially.

I dissapeared right after she showed me his Birth certificate with my name on it. There was no way I was going to support another man's child especially the man that mopped the floor with my ego.

Anyway six months had passed and I could now sleep with whoever I wanted. The most embarassing thing happened to me. When I felt like I was about to come poo came out instead of sperms.

I was so embarassed and had to give the girl a lot of money so that she doesn't embarass me. As soon as she left,a very small snake which looked like a worm came out of nowhere to eat the poo. I had never been so shocked in my life but the thought of killing it never crossed my mind at all.

This started happening a lot with different women and that's how I ended up with the name kaak man. It became so embarassing that I wanted to reverse the ritual but it was already too late because the original owner had passed away.

To this day it's still happening to me and I always make sure I stop before I reach orgasm. It's painful but it has to be done. I always finish on my own with self service and soon as I am done the snake looking worm comes out for a feed.