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My Dad ran faster than a rabbit because I embarrassed him by twerking in a mall

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I have a tweaking Demon and it's embarrassing because I am skinny like a skeleton. 


 am a twerkist of note. I twerk automatically when I hear music and when I start I can't seem to stop. It's like someone is making me twerk by force. The other day I was in the mall with my dad and we passed by studio 88 and I started twerking unintentionally. Yoh did my old man not run faster than a rabbit? He ran back to the car, then home and left me at the mall.


Luckily some men threw money at me while I was twerking and I used it to catch a taxi. Heyi in the taxi I also twerked from the mall to my destination. I've never gotten so many side eyes in my life. When I got off the driver was like "ungasabuyi la weeee she been queen.


I was kicked out of church for my bad habit. It's a demonic thing. Angiz yenz mna.


I hope I will find help here.