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I GOT RICH BY JUMPING FROM ONE MAN TO ANOTHER

I GOT RICH BY JUMPING FROM ONE MAN TO ANOTHER

I got rich by jumping from one relationship to another. I was inserted a frog by a sangoma and the frog was my ticket to wealth. I had all the luck in attracting really wealthy men and once they got in a relationship with me their luck and fortunes followed me when I left.

 I got my sangoma from Malawi, I had to spend 2 weeks in Malawi for this ritual. I had to go to some river there at midnight and take a bath. That bath in the river was my initiation to the money ritual. I did that for 2 full weeks. The first week was uncomfortable and very scary,imagine bathing in a river at midnight, that was very scary even though I wasn’t alone but it was still very very scary for me.

This is why I get very angry when someone randomly asks me for money. Bathing in a river where you were told there were different types of creatures inside only for someone to ask for money from me after all I went through is pure disrespect. I felt things moving around me in the water ,I felt so many different things touching me but it was dark I could not see what it was.

But let me tell you something I could see different human faces inside the water,people I’ve never seen . I was told that I had to keep going to the river at midnight until I secure my drift. I was told I’d feel it the day that the frog jumps inside me. And guess what? Indeed I felt that. That was my last day at the river and the next day I traveled back home. The kind of food I crave is crazy since I got pregnant with the frog. I feed its weird cravings by force. The one craving that is not edible is a new man every 3 months. When it’s that time for a new relationship I feel like I’m sick and about to lose myself in the process. 

The frog lived in my tummy on normal days, but when it was time to feed its human craving it moved to my priv@te part. I would feel my priv@te part twitching. I felt it move up and down and I knew it was time,it needed intimacy.

The minute a man entered inside me that’s when the frog sucks their souls out of their body. The men used to enjoy so much that they eventually even became obsessed. They would give me big gifts. By big I mean very expensive gifts.

Little did they know that in a few weeks time they would die…them dying meant me getting their luck and wealth. I am not sure how it was done but the frog made that happen for me.

But now my biggest problem is the frog cries for no reason when i am in a public space . It’s so embarrassing because every stares at me down there because that’s where the sound comes from.